Friday, July 27, 2012

New Definitions


  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 
  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 
  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 
  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 
  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 
  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 
  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living 
  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist 
  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does 
10. LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money 
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots 
12. PARADOX: Two physicians 
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower 
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm 
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with 
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV 
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring 
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife 
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does 
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official 
21. MANDATE: What a bachelorette tries to get



Morning Pic Dump



Birthdays on July 27th

Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the past


Afternoon Funnies

Todays Quote

Birthday Boy
Alex Rodriguez
Enjoy your sweat because hard work doesn't guarantee success, but without it you don't have a chance.
Alex Rodriguez

I had a great year and left my guts out on the field.
Alex Rodriguez

I just don't see the light. Where is the light? What am I in this for?
Alex Rodriguez

I love the challenge of the game. I love the work. My goal right now is to have a season next year that will make people forget about this one. I'll use things like this for motivation. I'm pumped. I'm hungry.
Alex Rodriguez

I'm a terrible singer. I feel lucky to play baseball. You can't be gifted in everything.
Alex Rodriguez

It's tougher when you're established. Before, I'd see 13, 14, 15 pitches that I could drive in a game. Now, I see one, two or three, so I have to be better.
Alex Rodriguez

This is how I define grace: you're on the main stage, and it looks like it has been rehearsed 100 times, everything goes so smoothly. That's where I get my confidence and success, from knowing that I have an edge because I know I'm prepared.
Alex Rodriguez

Winners live in the present tense. People who come up short are consumed with future or past. I want to be living in the now.
Alex Rodriguez

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