Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Just not Cricket Old Boy

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides to a warm and
dignified reception from the Queen.

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a
magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards
Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever
heard in the British Empire .  The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage
must use handkerchiefs over their noses.  The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries
of State do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to President Obama, " Mr. President, please accept my regrets... 
I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter
another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.

                                               Morning Pic Dump

                                     Birthdays on July 25th


                                                     Todays Pic Dump


                                             Blast from the Past   

Afternoon Funnies


Todays Quote
Birthday Girl
Estelle Getty

Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.
Estelle Getty

Being tiny has been difficult for me in a business that regarded physicality as the most important part of your life.
Estelle Getty

I think they look upon me as an old child, because I'm so little.
Estelle Getty

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
Estelle Getty

You can do anything you want to do.
Estelle Getty


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