Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The Bar and the Mirror

 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.


One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the 
mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the 
world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to 
the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in 
the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up 
to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
 


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Birthdays on July 11th
1959 - Richie Sambora
1959 - Suzanne Vega
1953 - Leon Spinks
1915 - Yul Brynner
1899 - E. B. White



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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy
John Quincy Adams
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
John Quincy Adams

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
John Quincy Adams

America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.
John Quincy Adams

Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
John Quincy Adams

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
John Quincy Adams

Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people.
John Quincy Adams

Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.
John Quincy Adams

Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it.
John Quincy Adams

The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity.
John Quincy Adams

Where annual elections end where slavery begins.
John Quincy Adams


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