How ( not to) wash your dog.

An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"

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Birthdays on January 4th

  1963 - Dave Foley
1960 - Michael Stipe
1937 - Dyan Cannon
1935 - Floyd Patterson
1643 - Isaac Newton

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Groan and Moan

Blast from the past

In Honor or Issac Newtons birthday

We have the song,

What goes up , must come down.....

Cartoon Time

 Todays quote

Birthday Boy Don Shula

And my rookie contract, my first rookie contract was for $5,000.
Don Shula

And then to end up with a total of 347 wins, averaging 10 regular season wins for 33 years and the best winning percentage, and I'm very proud of this, of any professional team from 1970 to 1996.
Don Shula

And this year is going to be the 25th anniversary of the 17-0 team, the only undefeated season.
Don Shula

Anybody that's a Dolphins fan feels they're headed in the right direction.
Don Shula

Because, they're only thinking about one team when that game's over. Before the game, they're talking about two football teams. When the game's over, there's only one winner.
Don Shula

He wants to be his own man and be recognized for what he's done. He's not asking for anything because of his name. That was a tough situation to go into at Alabama, but he probably wouldn't have been given the job if the situation would have been different.
Don Shula

I coached against Dave the last couple of years, and I was very proud to be the first time a father ever coached against his son. He beat me for 30 minutes the first time and 59 and a half minutes the second time.
Don Shula

I don't know any other way to lead but by example.
Don Shula

I don't want a player that's content with not playing... But we wanted to play the guys that got us here.
Don Shula



I think what coaching is all about, is taking players and analyzing there ability, put them in a position where they can excel within the framework of the team winning. And I hope that I've done that in my 33 years as a head coach.
Don Shula

One thing I never want to be accused of is not working.
Don Shula

Peyton Manning is doing things that I think no other quarterback in the history of the league has done at the line of scrimmage... I just think they are a team right now that's got a real chance to run the table.
Don Shula

Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal.
Don Shula

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Don Shula

The one thing that I know is that you win with good people.
Don Shula

The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.
Don Shula

What I learned from that loss, and also another loss that I'm going to talk about later, was that when you're there, it's not good enough to be there, when you're there, you better walk away with that ring.
Don Shula

You know it's only 50 miles from Grand River to Canton, but it took me 67 years to travel that distance.
Don Shula

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