Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob’s voice from beyond.
“Bob, Is that you?” Earl asked.
“Of course it’s me,” Bob replied.
“This is unbelievable!” Earl exclaimed. “So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?”
“Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?”
“Tell me the good news first.”
“Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl.”
“Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?”
“You’re pitching tomorrow night.”
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Morning pic dump
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Birthdays on April 25th
1940 - Al Pacino
1918 - Ella Fitzgerald
1908 - Edward R. Murrow
1874 - Guglielmo Marconi
1599 - Oliver Cromwell
1940 - Al Pacino
1918 - Ella Fitzgerald
1908 - Edward R. Murrow
1874 - Guglielmo Marconi
1599 - Oliver Cromwell
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Daily Random Facts
I am Sinking!
(the importance of correct English)
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
Blast from the Past
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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Edward R. Murrow
A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There's nothing tangible of yesterday. All I can say I've done is agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes and then boom - it's gone.
Edward R. Murrow
A satellite has no conscience.
Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
Edward R. Murrow
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Edward R. Murrow
Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.
Edward R. Murrow
Fame is morally neutral.
Edward R. Murrow
Good night, and good luck.
Edward R. Murrow
If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.
Edward R. Murrow
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
Edward R. Murrow
Just once in a while let us exalt the importance of ideas and information.
Edward R. Murrow
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.
Edward R. Murrow
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
Edward R. Murrow
Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions.
Edward R. Murrow
People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were.
Edward R. Murrow
The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.
Edward R. Murrow
The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer.
Edward R. Murrow
The politician in my country seeks votes, affection and respect, in that order. With few notable exceptions, they are simply men who want to be loved.
Edward R. Murrow
The speed of communications is wondrous to behold. It is also true that speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue.
Edward R. Murrow
To be persuasive we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; credible we must be truthful.
Edward R. Murrow
We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
Edward R. Murrow
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