The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?"
"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife."
"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "I forgot to tell you - we also deliver."
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If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops,
why can't we pay Congress not to raise taxes?
why can't we pay Congress not to raise taxes?
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Did you ever notice?
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS."
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS."
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Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging.
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on April 12th
1979 - Claire Danes
1971 - Shannen Doherty
1956 - Andy Garcia
1947 - David Letterman
1940 - Herbie Hancock
1971 - Shannen Doherty
1956 - Andy Garcia
1947 - David Letterman
1940 - Herbie Hancock
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Tom Clancy
America is the most inventive country in the world because everybody has access to information.
Tom Clancy
Collaboration on a book is the ultimate unnatural act.
Tom Clancy
Fighting wars is not so much about killing people as it is about finding things out. The more you know, the more likely you are to win a battle.
Tom Clancy
I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad?
Tom Clancy
I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part.
Tom Clancy
In the Soviet Union it was illegal to take a photograph of a train station. Look what happened to them. They tried to classify everything.
Tom Clancy
It's not right to say that our loss in Vietnam turned out to be a gain. But lessons were learned. And they were the right lessons.
Tom Clancy
Life is about learning; when you stop learning, you die.
Tom Clancy
Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which belie the idea that things cannot be changed.
Tom Clancy
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
Tom Clancy
No matter what you or anyone else does, there will be someone who says that there's something bad about it.
Tom Clancy
Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away.
Tom Clancy
People live longer today than they ever have. They live happier lives, have more knowledge, more information. All this is the result of communications technology. How is any of that bad?
Tom Clancy
Probably what pushed the Russians over the edge was SDI. They realized they couldn't beat us.
Tom Clancy
Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser.
Tom Clancy
The control of information is something the elite always does, particularly in a despotic form of government. Information, knowledge, is power. If you can control information, you can control people.
Tom Clancy
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
The good old days are now.
Tom Clancy
The human condition today is better than it's ever been, and technology is one of the reasons for that.
Tom Clancy
The U.S. Military is us. There is no truer representation of a country than the people that it sends into the field to fight for it. The people who wear our uniform and carry our rifles into combat are our kids, and our job is to support them, because they're protecting us.
Tom Clancy
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Tom Clancy
Collaboration on a book is the ultimate unnatural act.
Tom Clancy
Fighting wars is not so much about killing people as it is about finding things out. The more you know, the more likely you are to win a battle.
Tom Clancy
I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad?
Tom Clancy
I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part.
Tom Clancy
In the Soviet Union it was illegal to take a photograph of a train station. Look what happened to them. They tried to classify everything.
Tom Clancy
It's not right to say that our loss in Vietnam turned out to be a gain. But lessons were learned. And they were the right lessons.
Tom Clancy
Life is about learning; when you stop learning, you die.
Tom Clancy
Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which belie the idea that things cannot be changed.
Tom Clancy
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
Tom Clancy
No matter what you or anyone else does, there will be someone who says that there's something bad about it.
Tom Clancy
Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away.
Tom Clancy
People live longer today than they ever have. They live happier lives, have more knowledge, more information. All this is the result of communications technology. How is any of that bad?
Tom Clancy
Probably what pushed the Russians over the edge was SDI. They realized they couldn't beat us.
Tom Clancy
Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser.
Tom Clancy
The control of information is something the elite always does, particularly in a despotic form of government. Information, knowledge, is power. If you can control information, you can control people.
Tom Clancy
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
The good old days are now.
Tom Clancy
The human condition today is better than it's ever been, and technology is one of the reasons for that.
Tom Clancy
The U.S. Military is us. There is no truer representation of a country than the people that it sends into the field to fight for it. The people who wear our uniform and carry our rifles into combat are our kids, and our job is to support them, because they're protecting us.
Tom Clancy
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