Mother-In-Law

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
“This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one.
“No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other.
And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
“Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, “and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half.”
“Sounds good to me,” said the first lady.
But the other woman said, “Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.”
The wise king did not hesitate a moment. He proclaimed, “The attorney must marry the first lady’s daughter.”
“But she was willing to hew him in two!” exclaimed the king’s court.
“Indeed,” said wise King Solomon. “That shows she is the TRUE mother- in-law.”

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Birthdays on April 20th

1972 - Carmen Electra
1951 - Luther Vandross
1949 - Jessica Lange
1920 - John Paul Stevens
1893 - Harold Lloyd

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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy 
George Takei

And it seems to me important for a country, for a nation to certainly know about its glorious achievements but also to know where its ideals failed, in order to keep that from happening again.
George Takei

As you know, when Star Trek was canceled after the second season, it was the activism of the fans that revived it for a third season.
George Takei

But when we came out of camp, that's when I first realized that being in camp, that being Japanese-American, was something shameful.
George Takei

Every time we had a hot war going on in Asia, it was difficult for Asian Americans here.
George Takei

I marched back then - I was in a civil-rights musical, Fly Blackbird, and we met Martin Luther King.
George Takei

I spent my boyhood behind the barbed wire fences of American internment camps and that part of my life is something that I wanted to share with more people.
George Takei

I thought this convention phenomenon was very flattering, but that's about the extent of it.
George Takei

I'm a civic busybody and I've been blessed with an active career.
George Takei

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George Takei

I've run the marathon several times, so I definitely don't look like the Great Ancestor!
George Takei

My memories of camp - I was four years old to eight years old - they're fond memories.
George Takei

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George Takei

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George Takei

Then that did very well at the box office, so before you knew it, we were in a string of feature motion pictures. Then they announced that they were going to do some spinoffs of us.
George Takei

This is supposed to be a participatory democracy and if we're not in there participating then the people that will manipulate and exploit the system will step in there.
George Takei

To do theater you need to block off a hunk of time.
George Takei

Well, it gives, certainly to my father, who is the one that suffered the most in our family, and understanding of how the ideals of a country are only as good as the people who give it flesh and blood.
George Takei

Well, the whole history of Star Trek is the market demand.
George Takei

Yes, I remember the barbed wire and the guard towers and the machine guns, but they became part of my normal landscape. What would be abnormal in normal times became my normality in camp.
George Takei

You know, I grew up in two American internment camps, and at that time I was very young.
George Takei

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