One day, on the train...

One day, in an Irish Pub...

A visiting tourist in an Irish pub asks an local,

"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies:

"If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the ' boat."

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One day, on the train...

A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic priest on board?"

When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Anglican priest on board?"

Still no reply.

By now becoming more desperate, he ran down the train shouting, "Is there a Rabbi on board?"

Eventually, a gentleman stood up and said, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend? I'm a Baptist minister."

The man looked at him and said,

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"No, you're no bloody good. I need a corkscrew!"

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 Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on April 2nd
1955 - Dana Carvey
1947 - Camille Paglia
1914 - Alec Guinness
1891 - Max Ernst
1875 - Walter Chrysler

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Blast from The Past

 Boz Skaggs

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Todays Pic Dump

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Todays Quote

Birthday Girl

Jenny Craig

A change in bad habits leads to a change in life.
Jenny Craig

I am very tenacious.
Jenny Craig

I don't believe in fad diets.
Jenny Craig

It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference.
Jenny Craig

We're about moderation.
Jenny Craig

Well, I think probably the main reason people overeat is stress.
Jenny Craig

 

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