A Lawyer, A Doctor and an Accountant

A Lawyer, a Doctor and an Accountant are in a plane.

The pilot says that the passengers must lighten their load. so the three passengers decide to drop one item

The Lawyer drops a quarter

The Doctor drops a penny

The Accountant drops a grenade

When the plane lands, they find someone holding their head and cursing.

The Lawyer asks the man what's wrong.

"i was walking down the street when a quarter falls from the sky and hits my head!"

So the presidents continue down the road and find someone hopping on one foot, holding the other, cursing. The Doctor asks "What happened?"

"i was standing on my porch barefoot when a penny falls from the sky and hits it!"

The passengers continue once more and find a young boy laughing hysterically.

The Accountant asks "What's so funny?"

The boy replies "i farted and my house exploded!!!"

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To  My Friends in Oregon

To My  Friends about to graduate

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Easter Left Overs

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Birthdays on April 11th

1959 - Richie Sambora
1935 - Richard Berry
1934 - Mark Strand
1908 - Leo Rosten
1893 - Dean Acheson

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Morning Pic Dump

Draw a Bath

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Blast from the Past

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Todays Pic Dump

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Todays Quote

Birthday Girl

Sarah Palin

A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I'm not one though who would attribute it to being man-made.
Sarah Palin

America is looking for answers. She's looking for a new direction; the world is looking for a light. That light can come from America's great North Star; it can come from Alaska.
Sarah Palin

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.
Sarah Palin

Americans expect us to go to Washington for the right reason, and not just to mingle with the right people.
Sarah Palin

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.
Sarah Palin

Buck up or stay in the truck.
Sarah Palin

Common sense tells us that the government's attempts to solve large problems more often create new ones. Common sense also tells us that a top-down, one-size-fits-all plan will not improve the workings of a nationwide health-care system that accounts for one-sixth of our economy.
Sarah Palin

Despite what the pundits want us to think, contested primaries aren't civil war, they are democracy at work, and that's beautiful.
Sarah Palin

Each of us knows that we have an obligation to care for the old, the young and the sick. We stand strongest when we stand with the weakest among us.
Sarah Palin

For a season, a gifted speaker can inspire with his words, but for a lifetime John McCain has inspired with his deeds.
Sarah Palin

Here's a little newsflash for those reporters and commentators: I'm not going to Washington to seek their good opinion. I'm going to Washington to serve this great country.
Sarah Palin

I am a conservative Republican, a firm believer in free market capitalism. A free market system allows all parties to compete, which ensures the best and most competitive project emerges, and ensures a fair, democratic process.
Sarah Palin

I came to office promising major ethics reform to end the culture of self-dealing. And today, that ethics reform is a law. While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the governor's office that I didn't believe our citizens should have to pay for. That luxury jet was over-the-top. I put it on eBay.
Sarah Palin

I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.
Sarah Palin

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
Sarah Palin

I think President Obama is trying to deceive the public in pretending that he was not a part of Congress that has made some decisions in the past that got us to where we are today.
Sarah Palin

I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way.
Sarah Palin

I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.
Sarah Palin

In politics there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers, and then there are those like John McCain who use their careers to promote change.
Sarah Palin

My fellow citizens, the American Presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.
Sarah Palin

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