A young boys first date......

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.

He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"


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Birthdays on April 5th

1937 - Colin Powell
1916 - Gregory Peck
1908 - Bette Davis
1901 - Chester Bowles
1900 - Spencer Tracy

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy

Gregory Peck

Faith gives you an inner strength and a sense of balance and perspective in life.
Gregory Peck

I don't lecture and I don't grind any axes. I just want to entertain.
Gregory Peck

I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess.
Gregory Peck

I never liked the name Eldred. Since nobody knew me in New York, I just changed to my middle name.
Gregory Peck

I'm not a do-gooder. It embarrassed me to be classified as a humanitarian. I simply take part in activities that I believe in.
Gregory Peck

Inside of all the makeup and the character and makeup, it's you, and I think that's what the audience is really interested in... you, how you're going to cope with the situation, the obstacles, the troubles that the writer put in front of you.
Gregory Peck

My feeling about him is that the America that we have today, the freedoms we enjoy and the privileges we have, are really the reflection of Abe Lincoln's convictions, his vision, and his toughness.
Gregory Peck

There we were, hundreds of us lined up, waving at the great man as he tipped his hat to us. And that is the extent of my acquaintance with Albert Einstein.
Gregory Peck

Tough times don't last, tough people do, remember?
Gregory Peck

What did I do in high school? I grew from 5 feet 4 inches to 6 feet 2 inches.
Gregory Peck

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