Income Tax Filing Strategy

To: Internal Revenue Service, Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001
Enclosed is my 2003 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.
Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00.
Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040.
It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values.
Sincerely,
Another satisfied taxpayer


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Birthdays on April 4th

1979 - Heath Ledger
1976 - Alicia Silverstone
1928 - Maya Angelou
1915 - Muddy Waters
1914 - Marguerite Duras

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Todays  Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Todays Quote

Birthday Girl

Alicia Silverstone

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.
Alicia Silverstone

I don't just want to be the girl boys get excited about, I have no desire for people to see me in a sexy way. I won't do nudity ever.
Alicia Silverstone

I don't want to be known as the Aerosmith chick, but it's fun to put on the boots and makeup and act like a tough girl.
Alicia Silverstone

I think I can deceive people. I'm like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet me. And I don't have any bad intentions. But I'm a bad girl too.
Alicia Silverstone

I truly loved doing the videos, but it has been hard hearing all the time that you're just the Aerosmith chick.
Alicia Silverstone

I'd die if I was Madonna. I'd die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I don't know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me.
Alicia Silverstone

I'm reachable for people, I'm not out of their league. I'm just a normal girl.
Alicia Silverstone

I'm very uncomfortable with my body, and I'm not interested in people seeing it on screen.
Alicia Silverstone

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Alicia Silverstone

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
Alicia Silverstone

People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
Alicia Silverstone

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