Friday, June 1, 2012

Never underestimate a woman.



Three Wishes from a Frog

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she! wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she replied......"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Never underestimate a woman.


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Birthdays on June 1st

1974 - Alanis Morissette
1937 - Morgan Freeman
1934 - Pat Boone
1926 - Marilyn Monroe
1780 - Karl Von Clausewitz
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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy

Brigham Young


A good man, is a good man, whether in this church, or out of it.
Brigham Young

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.
Brigham Young

Don't try to tear down other people's religion about their ears, Build up your own perfect structure of truth, and invite your listeners to enter in and enjoy it's glories.
Brigham Young

Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the worlds work, and the power to appreciate life.
Brigham Young

Honest hearts produce honest actions.
Brigham Young

I don't care about my character here on earth.I don't care about what other people think or say about me, all I care about is my standing before the Lord.
Brigham Young


I want to live perfectly above the law, and make it my servant instead of my master.
Brigham Young

If I had a choice of educating my daughters or my sons because of opportunity constraints, I would choose to educate my daughters.
Brigham Young

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something that does not displease us.
Brigham Young

It is wise for us to forget our troubles, there are always new ones to replace them.
Brigham Young

Love the giver more than the gift.
Brigham Young

Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun, too glorious to be gazed on in his sphere.
Brigham Young


Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow.
Brigham Young

Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.
Brigham Young

Silence may be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than to listen to him?
Brigham Young

The biggest labor problem is tomorrow.
Brigham Young

There is no knowledge, no light, no wisdom that you are in possession of, but what you have received it from some source.
Brigham Young

True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what's right.
Brigham Young

We should never permit ourselves to do anything that we are not willing to see our children do.
Brigham Young



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