Monday, June 4, 2012

Procrastinator's Creed

Procrastinator's Creed
You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. 

Morning Pic Dump

Birthdays on June 4th
1945 - Anthony Braxton
1936 - Bruce Dern
1924 - Dennis Weaver
1908 - Rosalind Russell


Todays Pic dump

(funny signs)

Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies
(Hipster revealed)

Todays quote

Birthday Boy 
Freddy Fender

Hopefully I'll be the first Mexican-American going into Hillbilly Heaven.
Freddy Fender

I was dreaming I was on the Sullivan Show.
Freddy Fender

I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.
Freddy Fender

I'm a romantic, and we romantics are more sensitive to the way people feel. We love more, and we hurt more. When we're hurt, we hurt for a long time.
Freddy Fender

I'm one year away from 70 and I've had a good run. I really believe I'm okay.
Freddy Fender

In my mind and in my heart, I feel okay. I cannot complain that I haven't lived long enough, but I'd like to live longer.
Freddy Fender

My sister and I were born in San Francisco. When our parents died, we came down here to live with relatives.
Freddy Fender

They wanted to start recording rock 'n roll, and thought I had the right voice.
Freddy Fender

Wasted Days and Wasted Nights, it's about days very wrongly invested in a love affair.
Freddy Fender

Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control.

A few leftovers

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  1. I loved your dark humor day jokes. Twisted and hilarious.

  2. :D They are a bit twisted aren't they?