"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."
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Morning Pic Dump
Creative uses of Duct Tape
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Birthdays on June 5th
1934 - Bill Moyers
1887 - Ruth Benedict
1883 - John Maynard Keynes
1882 - Igor Stravinsky
1877 - Pancho Villa
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Special Musical number
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
Getting ready for the Beach Boys Concert
(still don't have a date)
(still don't have a date)
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Afternoon Funnies
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Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Ron Livingston
A lot of the stuff I have done had been not only the likable guy, but like the nice likable guy.
Ron Livingston
Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.
Ron Livingston
Eric McCormack is directing talent waiting to happen.
Ron Livingston
I don't always get to do a lot of bad guys.
Ron Livingston
I would worry if people always associated me with Larry Sokolov.
Ron Livingston
If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
Ron Livingston
If you play your cards right things are going to happen in the long run. In the short run, it is anybody's guess.
Ron Livingston
In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?
Ron Livingston
It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.
Ron Livingston
It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.
Ron Livingston
It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.
Ron Livingston
It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.
Ron Livingston
Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.
Ron Livingston
Management don't really have any problem at all with firing people. It's a powerful idea that, If I'm not happy, I'll quit. I'll try something else!
Ron Livingston
The real intimidating stuff is the scene where you show up for the first day. You kind of square off, and that is where you look each other in the eye.
Ron Livingston
There is technique to it-he is just standing there flexing his arm, and I am standing there making faces as if I am being choked. You keep your head in a certain angle for the camera.
Ron Livingston
They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs.
Ron Livingston
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