Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Old Cowhand

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."



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Morning Pic Dump






Creative uses of Duct Tape


  




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Birthdays on June 5th

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Special Musical number
  


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Blast from the Past
Getting ready for the Beach Boys Concert
(still don't have a date)

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Afternoon Funnies









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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy
Ron Livingston

A lot of the stuff I have done had been not only the likable guy, but like the nice likable guy.
Ron Livingston

Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.
Ron Livingston

Eric McCormack is directing talent waiting to happen.
Ron Livingston

I don't always get to do a lot of bad guys.
Ron Livingston

I would worry if people always associated me with Larry Sokolov.
Ron Livingston

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
Ron Livingston


If you play your cards right things are going to happen in the long run. In the short run, it is anybody's guess.
Ron Livingston

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?
Ron Livingston

It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.
Ron Livingston

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.
Ron Livingston

It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.
Ron Livingston

It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.
Ron Livingston


Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.
Ron Livingston

Management don't really have any problem at all with firing people. It's a powerful idea that, If I'm not happy, I'll quit. I'll try something else!
Ron Livingston

The real intimidating stuff is the scene where you show up for the first day. You kind of square off, and that is where you look each other in the eye.
Ron Livingston

There is technique to it-he is just standing there flexing his arm, and I am standing there making faces as if I am being choked. You keep your head in a certain angle for the camera.
Ron Livingston

They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs.
Ron Livingston

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