Old Guys Rule: Phrases for Letters of Recommendation

Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? - Here are a few suggested phrases:

For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."

For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly.
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For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."

For a dishonest employee:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."

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Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on June 22nd

1954 - Freddie Prinze
1949 - Meryl Streep
1947 - Octavia Butler
1936 - Kris Kristofferson
1906 - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Alan Osmond

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Blast from the Past

Happy Birthday

Todd Rundgren

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Afternoon Funnies

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Todays Quote

Birthday Girl

Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

Once you go inside and weed through the muck, you will find the real beauty, the truth about yourself.
Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

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Lindsay Wagner

There is only one issue: man's lack of experience in feeling his Divine self and his innate connection with the Divine. All other issues stem from this.
Lindsay Wagner